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Here's my sister's cat !! TROP MIMI !!!
"Oh my GOD, you are seriously the biggest dork(definition: whale penis) ever!" I think it's the greatest compliment I've ever had !! LOL
It's from Felicia (the Canadian Lucy Liu) talking about my blog !! I so glad to know a person such as her !! She's ... Unbelievable !
Anyway, tomorrow I'm gonna die. Imagine if everyone passed their exams and not me ... ho god !!
My blogskin is a new one because the last one was too simple and I was fed up with it.
This template is completely different, some of you might say that it's not my 'style' but ... Fuck! That's my choice and if you doesn't like it there are other blogs to read !!! LOL
Sorry it's just because on Tuesday I will have the results of my exams and I will know if I passed it or ruined a year of my life so I'm ... quite nervous !
I can't believe I've played this stupid game more than half an hour...
I know I don't post a lot I should post more but I'm in holidays so I don't need to post as much as I used to plus these days are all the same so ..
But I still love blogging. I mean I love being a blogger. Okay I only have a blog since something like 3 month but it's cool, I appreciate writing ... but I REALLY CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO POST ANYTHING FOR NOW! LOL
okay ... I will post later a REAL POST but I'm so happy to post pictures that I've nothing else to say so for now : PICS PICS PICS ! lol
I'm gonna Kill Bill ... brunette version ! lol
Yeah .... !!!
Dawn and Me ... in front of ... something !
YOUHOU I've finally find how to post a pic ! So that's me... well I know people who read my blog already know me but ... whatever !
First they meet and then they meet and they fight, and at the end they fuck !!!
Jess : Women are whores and men are pigs !
See now why I love that chick !!
Chinese Proverbs:
If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime, help others.
A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
Those who know when they have enough are rich.
And my favorite one :
Happiness is someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.
Orisinal games make me laugh !
Exams are finished ... failed but finished !
Why in the world are we here
Surely not to live in pain and fear
Why on earth are you there
When you're ev'rywhere
Come and get your share
Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
INSTANT KARMA - John Lennon
I just like this song...
Blogger has a new design, so do I !
But the thing is that's not what I was expected but it's cool.
Except that I spend 2 hours because my comments were deleted as my all my links and my archives to fix that!
Plus,
- I don't know why there is a big ad at the top of my blog !
- WTF are those tracback ?!?
- I want to change the type of my text, ya know, but how ?
Tell me better or worse ?
Today, around 10:30 AM, my friend D. and I were walking out of the university, speaking about our exams. My car was already there so we went toward it and open the door when the lady inside said : Sorry, I don't know you !
It wasn't my car ! So we ran off red with shame.
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Aha, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
Hahaha. The 8th and 37th are my favorites.
Exams start tomorrow. Afraid me. Wish me luck or something.
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